Excuses 81-101
81) Paying bills is against my religious beliefs.
82) I asked for a "massage" but all I got was a massage!
83) I'm not paying because you called my job.
84) Can't pay this 6 month old bill because I've been out of work for 4 years.
85) I quit my job... I've been on vacation.
86) She's not home, she went to Vegas.
87) My bookkeeper had an accident, she was trying to put on a sports bra, sprained her neck, and has to wear a cervical collar so she can't look down to fill out checks.
88) You spoke to me in a hateful manner, so I'm not paying.
89) You don't deal in real money, it's all on the computer.
90) I don't remember... I don't know.. I don't care... I don't.
91) Your interest is too high.
92) I'm behind?!?! ..Well, why didn't you call sooner?!?!
93) My septic tank backed up and had to be replaced.
94) I'm on disability due to: stress, being overweight, PMS.
95) I'm an illegal immigrant, my soc sec # is wrong and my name is not O'hara, not even the INS knows where I am and I'm moving so try to find me.
96) The bank my money was in, got robbed.
97) I can't take a message, my wife left me and took the pencil with her.
98) Its only money. The IRS gets most of it and I do like to eat.
99) It wore out before it was supposed to, so I'm not going to pay anymore!
100) My wife had an affair with my banker and decided to bounce my checks just like he did her.
101) I'm falling....and I can't get up!!
