Excuses 61-80
61) My dad, brother, nephew, son, two cousins, and my self are all named so and so. This must be one of their bills.
62) I never open anything from anyone asking for money.
63) The military sent me to war and they wouldn't deliver my pay check on the battle field.
64) I've been on vacation for the past 3 months and I haven't had time to see my bills...
65) Things are hard right now. The only asset I can liquidate is my car which I need to go to work.
66) I had credit disability insurance, but rather than pay, they wrote me off as a loss... where's a lawyer?
67) "I'm sorry, I have the check right here in my wallet, 'cause I'd forgotten to mail it."
68) "I don't care about credit on Earth, as long as I've got credit in Heaven."
69) When I filled the balloons you sold me with helium, they all floated away, so I'm not paying you.
70) You're looking for payment of a July invoice? (gails of laughter) We're just starting to pay last December's invoices.
71) My ex-wife took it to get even at me.
72) Aliens abducted it!
73) My mother fell out of my car in route to pay my bill.
74) My dog ate it.
75) Mr. So and So didn't pay me for the contract work you subcontracted out from me so I can't pay you.
76) My sick grandmother needs a cornea transplant. I gave her the money so she can read her Bible.
77) I have just been shot by an intruder. I am losing blood quickly. Can you call back later?
78) We didn't know we had a contract with your company... YES, we requested services... YES, you performed those services... YES, we have your invoice, but we're not going to pay it because we didn't know we contracted with you!
79) I only pay the "good" bills!
80) I am so offended that they referred their best customer to an agency, I simply refuse to pay.
